Ronnie's BitchTom “The Hammer” DeLay may finally get his comeuppance, though years later than he deserves. This fine example of Republican leadership has remained far too long on his throne of inequity, been allowed to acquire his party’s ill-gotten gains via treachery and sanctimonious rhetoric, unimpeded, -- dare I say, encouraged? -- by the current administration. And now that DeLay is facing a real “Hammer,” he’s falling back on the ol’ “partisian zealot out to get me" thang.
Why, that's some special irony right there, isn't it? The last time a politician was buggered by zealotry, truly buggered, like "Ow, damn!" no-longer-can-walk-straight buggered, was Bill Clinton. Ken Starr, as most informed citizens know, is the biggest bugger of all.
So, Tom, stop it, now, would you, please? Cat’s out of the bag, daddy. Take it like a man and admit your scheming ways, apologize to the American public for past misconduct, your gross incompetence, and quit with the “Ronnie is a poopy head liar!” crapola. You’re the only liar here, Tom. Mr. Earle is only doing his job, and thank God someone finally is.
One can only hope that someday soon, a large hirsute man sporting pigtails, lipstick and a conspicuous bulge will ask this question of you:
“Now, tell me the truth, Tommy, is this kind of fun?”