Friday, September 09, 2005

My Husband Got a Hummer Last Night...

And it wasn't from me.

God knows how much I dislike those things -- I honestly don't see the practicality in them. As far as I'm concerned, only those in the military should get Hummers, because, well, they need them. Hummers make their tour of duty go a little bit easier, give the troops a sense of well being and much-needed courage when they face the theater. A good Hummer makes for a happy soldier.

But, as any good wife will do, I resigned myself to the fact that my husband is and always will be a man, and men must do what men must do. I was tired of the whining, the moping, sick to death of the cajoling and offers to rub my feet if I consented. So I sucked it up and allowed him to get his Hummer. I even took pictures.

CAUTION: The following image may be offensive to some readers. Must be eighteen or over to view!
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And the ho charged thirty grand for it, too.

10 Comments:

At 10:41 AM, Blogger G-Man said...

I know some men who would give their prostate for a Hummer. Is your husband still able to get an erection?

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Jeni said...

His 'bitch' is going to cost you a fortune every time he takes the 'hose' to her!!!

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew. I must stop LOLying. I hate LOLlyheads...
But I can't help myself!

Great comebacks, G-Man and Jeni. :-) :-)

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Justice said...

You MUST watch and then pass this on to him.

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger Jas... said...

Wow, a nice shiny Hummer. Strong as a silver bullet. I wanna Hummer!

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Justice, that was GREAT! "Bring your vaseline" indeed.

Jas, I'd be more than happy to give you one -- for free, even -- but my husband...well, you understand.

 
At 9:09 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

I should probably mention that Lar got the H3 (new "baby" Hummer). The mileage is comparable to what his Ford pick-up gets. Not *too* bad.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger keef said...

Wow.

 
At 10:23 PM, Blogger Jas... said...

[drool]

 

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