Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Pictures Depicting Me, a Miniskirt, Lar, and a Big Cigar

My daughter snapped this -- she's all thumbs, as you can see...












(Click to enlarge the Hasselhoff.)




Now, I snapped this one, and I do believe that I captured the true essence of Lar and his Hasselhoff.












(Click to enlarge Lar's Hasselhoff.)


ADDENDUM:
This is especially for my sweet Alice. My nose-picking was aimed at my neighbor, the lovely Bambi-Jo. Note the concentration on my face. Also, if you look very closely at this photo, you may be able to see boob-sweat.

16 Comments:

At 12:23 PM, Blogger Stephanie said...

I love how relaxed you all look....

Katrina has a similar picture of me flipping her off. She took it much more personally that you seem to. :)

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Redneck Nerdboy! said...

You are absolutely mezmerizing, Lar looks a lot like me without a beard! And David Hasselhoff is just as dashing as ever. One request: Go barefoot next time! :D

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Alice said...

Great pictures (but damnit, why are you hotter than me? Is there ANY Blogger out there uglier than me? ...Please?), but, um, dude;

What's with Hasselhoff?

I mean, is it to distract from your general brilliance? Because at times that must be blinding...

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Oh, Stephanie, we most certainly *are* relaxed in those pics (ahem...beer).

And I must see that picture of you -- you're Lar's soul-sibling! Or soul-Banjo Sibling...Or something... ;-)

Jas, next pic will feature my bare feet -- promise! (Easier to just post photos during this hot, hot summer of hell, anyway). And you *do* resemble Lar! Thing is, you have wit...

Alice, shaddap your face, woman. You're adorable! So cutie-pie adorable, I feel like biting your rosy cheeks whenever I see a picture of you. (I bite cute things -- just ask my cat).

Thanks for the sweet compliment, though. But to show you how NOT hot I am, I shall post a HIDEOUS picture of me. Very soon...

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Jordan E. Rosenfeld said...

My sister in cheekbones! I love these photos. YOu are beautiful people. Your children must be equally gaw-jus.

I love photos.

I'm debating about putting the photo on my blog I took after my lip swelled up due to spider bite. Unfortunately I took it so close it just looks like I had bad collagen injections.

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Alexis said...

Man - Ms. Lori - you could cut ICE with those cheek bones!!!! How gorgeous are you! And really - you all are so euro looking what the hell are you doing in New Yawk????

Anywho! Hope you are enjoying the hot climes - it has now decided to be about fall temos here (60's).

MORE PICS!!!! x x x x drinking wine for yous over here x x x x

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Jordan, dahhhhling, THANK YOU! Please DO post the spider bite pics. If *I* can post hideous nose-picking, double-chinned, squirrel monkey-nest pics of me, then *you* MUST post spider bite lippage!

Alexis, THANK YOU!!! Speaking of "Euro," someone once told me that I look like "one of those *ugly* French models."

Fucker was right. ;-)

And what am I doing here in New Yawk? Sweating my ass off, drinking heavily, and waiting on a visit from YOU, pretty girl! ***mwah***

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger e-blackadder said...

Lol, I love that last pic of you and Lar. He's got that "I know this is ending up on the internet, so go ahead and say 'hubba-hubba' you asshole, I'll rip your lungs out through your colon" look. LMFAO.

What the hell, Hubba Hubba. :-P

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Ah, I see you're up late and having a beer or two, too, Blackadder!

Didja watch tonight's Nightmares & Dreamscapes? It was...eh. Okay. The short stories were MUCH better, IMO.

Anyway, I'll take that "hubba hubba," dammit. Considering I look like Bea Arthur on ice in these pics, I am flattered beyond belief. (That last pic was taken last year, before Lar knew of my evil ways, btw.)

Dude, it's been a while since you had a woman, hasn't it? ;-) :-) :-)

 
At 9:08 AM, Blogger e-blackadder said...

Haven't watched any of N&D yet, I figure I'll hold off until the deluxe edition dvd. And I don't think you look like Bea Arthur, although granted I've never seen a pic of HER in a mini-skirt with a beer in one hand and a ciggy in the other.

I'm not entirely certain I would want to. Eek.

Alas, it is also true that while being single has a lot of upsides, hordes of gorgeous women hurling themselves at me daily is not one of them. Oh well, even if there were I'd still think you were a hottie. ;-)

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger Granny said...

I'm never sure what hot is supposed to be but I think you're beautiful. Is that anything close?

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Oh, Blackadder, I'm sure you have many opportunities available to you (hot women throwing themselves at your feet), but being that you're a single dad of -- what? -- three, four kids, you're otherwise occupied. To me, *that's* hot. ;-)

Ann, you're a doll. Thanks so much. I think "hot" means someone who is the cookie-cutter type little bimbo or himbo, who has the perfect body, is under twenty-five, exposes a lot of flesh, and is kind of stupid. Sexiness, though...

To me, sexy is: David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Lili Taylor, William H. Macy, Bill Clinton, James Gandolfini, Angelina Jolie, John Irving, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Francis McDormand, Oprah Winfrey, M. Night Shyamalan... Interesting faces, fabulous brains, kind hearts, earthy sex-appeal, talent, and humor are my kinda hot.

 
At 6:54 AM, Blogger Alice said...

"(I bite cute things -- just ask my cat)."

I am often tempted to nibble on Bingo's gorgeous ears. At least now I know I'm not alone in my weirdness.

;-)

My favourite thing to do with my favourite cat however (yes, I have a favourite, ok? Simba is my favourite. Anyone got a problem with it; see my ass? Kindly kiss it) is blow raspberries into his furry tummy.

...What?

He LIKES it.

At least, I take the protesting yowls and fierce struggles to demonstrate enjoyment.

Have a great weekend, Lori.

Oh, and by the way: even when picking your nose, you are hot.

You're just one of those people.

...Dangit...

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger leenie71689 said...

Out of the shadow at last!! Well...I spent a good 15 minutes this morning batting the kids away and sipping coffee while I studied your pictures...in awe of your delicate bone stucture, creamy skin and the coy, devilishness in your eyes...if I wasnt straight I think I might be in love - You are so beautiful! and sexy! and smart! Damn. Really wish u were my neighbor now! Love U - Hope your summer is going well. XXXOOO-Buttercup

 
At 1:28 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

love the pics Ms. Lori. I'm glad to see Lars sunburn has resolved itself.
He looks alot less lobstery.

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Alice, you *blow*, girl. ;-) Get it? Instead of "go," I said "blow," because you *blow raspberries*?

Ahhhh! I've got Lar's Bad Pun/Joke disease!

Kill me now before I elbow myself in the thyroid gland...

Leenie, you have no idea how happy you made my husband with your comment -- we're expecting you next Saturday at eight sharp. ;-)

We'll provide the champagne, you just provide your gorgeous self. Um, and wear leather...

Seriously, though, thank you, buttercup. Gawd, we'd have such a blast if we *were* neighbors, wouldn't we? We're too much alike, you and I...

Cassandra, glad you enjoyed the pics! And yeah, Lar's lobsterishness has faded, but what do we do about his Easter Island-like head? ;-)

 

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