Deluded, Dizzy and Deliriously Amused
My boy (upon seeing a picture of Heather Locklear on some stupid gossip site I was visiting): Mommy, is that you?Me: Why, yes, honey, it is!
My boy: You look nice and pretty on there.
Me: Thank you, sweet boy.
I probably should make it clear right here, right now, that I look nothing like Ms. Locklear -- we do have the blonde hair going on, though. Oh, and the dazzling, laser-bleached smile -- got that in common as well. And now that I think about it, the delicate, doll-like features are quite similar in the two of us. Also, the banging, smoking-hot, perhaps a bit on the anorexic side bods. The amazing legs. The luminous, spot-free skin…
Wow. I didn't realize it till now, but we’re practically twins! Lar’s a lucky, lucky man.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 9:28 AM
10 Comments:
And also, neither of you have changed a lick since the 80s! You should go try to pull a fast one on David Spade. Or whoever she's dating right now.
P.S. Lar is lucky!
Tee hee. Thanks, Katie. Yes, it's sad that I still sport a mullet. (gag) Spade might dig it, though. Lordallmighty, I hope the sarcasm comes across in my post, otherwise, I'm apt to receive many mean comments about what an egotistical skank I am. ;-)
Lar's a lucky man, and you, my dear, have just made all the men who read your blog drop a notch or two in despair for having not woo'ed you before he did!
Dammit.
This is why we have children.
xoxoxo
Jas, you're very kind, but keep in mind, I resemble Locklear about as much as Ann Coulter does. ;-)
Indeed, Ms. Meister. They're cool little things, aren't they?
I think, rather than mean comments you are more likely to attract all sorts of Internet predators (lol). Kids do say the right thing sometimes to make life a bit more worthwhile.
D
...don't shatter my image of you! I like you this way...
:)
This is downright weird. I posted a second time here, and it was THERE -- I saw it -- ??
Weird....very very weird (lol).
Back to Heather-Lori Locklearyoung....
Lar IS a lucky, lucky man. Not only is his wife Hot and an almost-twin of Locklear, but is also amazing in millions of other ways too.
Got to disagree with ellen though: I swear the reason people have children is a subconscious need to be 'earthed' by brutal honesty every now and again. fter all, for every "mommy, you're pretty" comment you may get, there are a thousand more "gee, mommy, your arse is HUGE" or "mommy, did you know that your tummy wobbles when you walk?" or "mommy, you have a mustache” or “wow, mommy, why do you have so many wrinkles?” comments just waiting in the wings...
David, the poor sods have already come a-looking for some Locklear. Sorry to disappoint the sods.
Jas, I *do* look quite a bit like a younger Debbie Harry with some Tracey Ullman thrown in for good measure -- does that help the image any? ;-)
Joshie, thanks! I like Spade, actually. Like his money even more, Joe Dirt or not.
Alice, yes, I do so enjoy it when they point out every zit and each facial hair. Keeps me off my high horse, I suppose. ;-)
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