Saturday, April 29, 2006

Deluded, Dizzy and Deliriously Amused

My boy (upon seeing a picture of Heather Locklear on some stupid gossip site I was visiting): Mommy, is that you?

Me: Why, yes, honey, it is!

My boy: You look nice and pretty on there.

Me: Thank you, sweet boy.

I probably should make it clear right here, right now, that I look nothing like Ms. Locklear -- we do have the blonde hair going on, though. Oh, and the dazzling, laser-bleached smile -- got that in common as well. And now that I think about it, the delicate, doll-like features are quite similar in the two of us. Also, the banging, smoking-hot, perhaps a bit on the anorexic side bods. The amazing legs. The luminous, spot-free skin…

Wow. I didn't realize it till now, but we’re practically twins! Lar’s a lucky, lucky man.

10 Comments:

At 11:08 AM, Blogger Katie said...

And also, neither of you have changed a lick since the 80s! You should go try to pull a fast one on David Spade. Or whoever she's dating right now.

P.S. Lar is lucky!

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Tee hee. Thanks, Katie. Yes, it's sad that I still sport a mullet. (gag) Spade might dig it, though. Lordallmighty, I hope the sarcasm comes across in my post, otherwise, I'm apt to receive many mean comments about what an egotistical skank I am. ;-)

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

Lar's a lucky man, and you, my dear, have just made all the men who read your blog drop a notch or two in despair for having not woo'ed you before he did!

Dammit.

 
At 6:38 PM, Blogger Ellen said...

This is why we have children.
xoxoxo

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Jas, you're very kind, but keep in mind, I resemble Locklear about as much as Ann Coulter does. ;-)

Indeed, Ms. Meister. They're cool little things, aren't they?

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger David Niall Wilson said...

I think, rather than mean comments you are more likely to attract all sorts of Internet predators (lol). Kids do say the right thing sometimes to make life a bit more worthwhile.

D

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

...don't shatter my image of you! I like you this way...


:)

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger David Niall Wilson said...

This is downright weird. I posted a second time here, and it was THERE -- I saw it -- ??

Weird....very very weird (lol).

Back to Heather-Lori Locklearyoung....

 
At 4:19 AM, Blogger Alice said...

Lar IS a lucky, lucky man. Not only is his wife Hot and an almost-twin of Locklear, but is also amazing in millions of other ways too.

Got to disagree with ellen though: I swear the reason people have children is a subconscious need to be 'earthed' by brutal honesty every now and again. fter all, for every "mommy, you're pretty" comment you may get, there are a thousand more "gee, mommy, your arse is HUGE" or "mommy, did you know that your tummy wobbles when you walk?" or "mommy, you have a mustache” or “wow, mommy, why do you have so many wrinkles?” comments just waiting in the wings...

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

David, the poor sods have already come a-looking for some Locklear. Sorry to disappoint the sods.

Jas, I *do* look quite a bit like a younger Debbie Harry with some Tracey Ullman thrown in for good measure -- does that help the image any? ;-)

Joshie, thanks! I like Spade, actually. Like his money even more, Joe Dirt or not.

Alice, yes, I do so enjoy it when they point out every zit and each facial hair. Keeps me off my high horse, I suppose. ;-)

 

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