Toledo?Well, it was bound to happen...I lost my mind this morning.
Was just a matter of time. A matter of two long months of extreme mental anguish, stress, lack of sleep, screaming children 24/7, premenopause, and Lar buying vanilla frosting instead of dark chocolate -- LIKE I EXPRESSLY WROTE ON THE SONOFABITCHING SHOPPING LIST!
One cannot put vanilla frosting on a white cake. Should never be done, not ever.
One cannot expect a human being to gracefully endure all that I have lately without some sort of repercussions. I am not a robot, despite my stolid exterior. I have tried to hold it together, truly I have. But my God, VANILLA FROSTING???
I believe with all my heart that Lar deserved to be threatened with a cup of Kid's Kitchen Macaroni & Cheese.
Yes, you read that correctly -- I raised the cup of Kid's Kitchen Macaroni & Cheese and threatened to smash it on his head.
I also screamed at the top of my lungs and hurled toilet paper about the kitchen.
Then I shrieked the following:
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE KIDS AND GO TO TOLEDO!
I admit, that was shameful.
I hang my head in shame.