Friday, June 01, 2007

Ms. Lori's Latest Senseless Statement

"Why doesn't he just give blowjobs for drug money like any respectable crack addict would?"

--Ms. Lori ranting to her husband yesterday about her crackhead family member's most recent appalling acts of crackheadedness.

Her husband burst out laughing, which kind of angered Ms. Lori.


At 4:23 PM, Blogger SamD said...

Well yeah I can understand why you'd be pissed but it WAS a pretty funny line.

Especially if the individual in question is severely homophobic.

Sorry to hear you've got that particular burden in your life but hey, your sense of humor is still intact!

At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Nuggets said...

I'm sorry, but thanks for a laugh on a day when I really, really needed one. :-)

At 8:13 AM, Blogger gerry rosser said...

Yeah, if one is going to be a crack addict, one should at least observe the recognized norms of one's chosen career. Hardly a laughing matter.

At 9:31 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Samd, but I didn't MEAN to be funny. Apparently, when I'm overwhelmed and stressed to the point of hell, I say really, REALLY stupid things. ;-)

Nugs, you should call me sometime -- I promise to say something asinine sure to amuse and appall!

Gerry, I agree -- assholery is no laughing matter.


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