My Heart Lies Dormant
Ms. Lori is disappointed with the lack of hot male studery on this season’s American Idol.Also, I think Simon Cowell may have had breast reduction surgery, but I can't be sure...There's a strong possibility that he's merely strapping his manly mammaries against his ribcage with some sort of leather contraption designed for such purpose, which, if true, is to be commended. His bounteous bosoms of seasons past were the source of much distraction for me, especially when he would casually toy with them, rub them, slap them, make them dance...Shameful, it was. Dirty and shameful.
That is all.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 6:50 AM
3 Comments:
LOL!
Great imagery. ;)
The Man Boobs
Of Cowell ugh yikes!
I wonder how many push-ups
Simon could do, Ms. Lori?
My gawd! I know that because of this post I will be periodically sneaking grabs of my man boobs. I wonder if I will have the courage to wear the all too metrosexual manssier if one day I discover others paying too much attention to my chest.
Dennis, were I too even catch a glimpse of said push-ups, my soul would leap from my body, leaving me an empty, evil shell.
Love Melissa, Nugs. As for Blake, nope, can't see the stud factor. Too soft-looking for my taste. I like me some rough edges.
Fallen Star, "manssier" is my new favorite word. ;-)
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