My Academy Awards ExperienceI don't like Jennifer Hudson. WTF?
Gwyneth Paltrow looked absolutely ravishing. WTF?
Ellen Degeneres makes me laugh really, really hard. And she's obsessed with vacuum cleaners, which makes her, like, my soul sister or something. WTF?
Jack Nicholson's wrinkly potato head frightened me and made me cry. WTF?
I actually stayed awake for the whole show, but after I drifted off to my local news, I had bad dreams starring Jack Nicholson's head, Jennifer Hudson's wailing overbite, and a vacuum cleaner named Spud. WTF?