Sunday, December 17, 2006

I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But...

I think I'm in love with Justin Timberlake.



Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah, straight ladies and gay gentlemen -- may you receive your own dick in a box this holiday season. And if you're of the reverse persuasion, my heartfelt wishes that you all receive a lovely, gift-wrapped box of poon.

With love,

Ms. Lori

11 Comments:

At 12:40 PM, Blogger Jordan E. Rosenfeld said...

I am laughing so wonderfully hard. That is fan-fucking-tastic!

:)

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger Ms. Theologian said...

The gift for the woman who has everything...

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger kirby said...

Oooh, that's funny. A sense of humor in a man is certainly worth two or three points, so that brings Justin Timberlake up to... hmmm... carry the one... Three Points! Hooray!

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger dennis mahagin said...

And Kristen Wiig keeps a totally straight face when Timberlake shows her his present.

Now that is some fricking gawesome acting.


Kristen Wiig is so hot.


I LOVE YOU, KRISTEN!!

...in a totally non-stalkerish, respectful way, that is. Like, from... Afar.

Like, 3 Wise Men type far.

IF I HAD ANY FRANK-N'-SENSE OR MYRR FROM THE TARGET STORE, I WOULD SO GIVE IT ALL TO YOU, KRISTEN!!!

;)

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Jordan, isn't it, though? Regarding Justin, I had no idea! No wonder Ms. Diaz is so into him...

Stephanie, speaking of women who have everything, what the hell does one give Cameron Diaz?????

Kirby, and a Timberlake hip hip thrust to go with that hooray.

Dennis, she is a cutie, I agree, but I think Maya Rudolph is GORGEOUS. She's definitely my girl-crush du jour.

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger gerry rosser said...

Does David Letterman know about this? Fickle, thy name is woman.
The video wouldn't play but a couple of seconds for me. Flash Player, which I assume it is on, hates me, refuses to work properly on my computer, crashes my computer, and generally is a thing created by someone made of dark matter (disclaimer: I am not biased against dark matter, or those who live and work there, or are made of it--this is not to be confused with dark-skinned people who are made of visible matter, like you and I-- however, I feel free to blame things on them willy-nilly, because, as far as I know, there is no dark-matter lobby, yet).
So, I guess I don't get to get the joke.

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger Ellen said...

Hahaha! It seems like every time I see a comment from Dennis Mahagin it has to do with Kristen Wiig. That boy is in LOVE.

Anyway, thanks for posting this video. It gets funnier every time I see it. (But Justin Timberlake? Lori ... c'mon!)

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Alice said...

Much love and Merry Christmas, Lori.

Never change.

:-)

xxx

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger gerry rosser said...

Happy holidays and all that happy horseshit.

 
At 6:00 AM, Blogger Rabbitch said...

I've been singing dickinnabox constantly for weeks now. (This is just so you know that although I slavishly worship you ... um, worship you slavishly ... am your ho, I heard about the video elsewhere so there.)

Um, so how do you wrap poon?

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger The Ghost of H.S.T. said...

Did you know Kristen Wiig is a native of Brighton?

 

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