I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But...
I think I'm in love with Justin Timberlake.Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah, straight ladies and gay gentlemen -- may you receive your own dick in a box this holiday season. And if you're of the reverse persuasion, my heartfelt wishes that you all receive a lovely, gift-wrapped box of poon.
With love,
Ms. Lori
posted by Ms. Lori @ 11:23 AM
10 Comments:
I am laughing so wonderfully hard. That is fan-fucking-tastic!
:)
The gift for the woman who has everything...
Oooh, that's funny. A sense of humor in a man is certainly worth two or three points, so that brings Justin Timberlake up to... hmmm... carry the one... Three Points! Hooray!
And Kristen Wiig keeps a totally straight face when Timberlake shows her his present.
Now that is some fricking gawesome acting.
Kristen Wiig is so hot.
I LOVE YOU, KRISTEN!!
...in a totally non-stalkerish, respectful way, that is. Like, from... Afar.
Like, 3 Wise Men type far.
IF I HAD ANY FRANK-N'-SENSE OR MYRR FROM THE TARGET STORE, I WOULD SO GIVE IT ALL TO YOU, KRISTEN!!!
;)
Jordan, isn't it, though? Regarding Justin, I had no idea! No wonder Ms. Diaz is so into him...
Stephanie, speaking of women who have everything, what the hell does one give Cameron Diaz?????
Kirby, and a Timberlake hip hip thrust to go with that hooray.
Dennis, she is a cutie, I agree, but I think Maya Rudolph is GORGEOUS. She's definitely my girl-crush du jour.
Does David Letterman know about this? Fickle, thy name is woman.
The video wouldn't play but a couple of seconds for me. Flash Player, which I assume it is on, hates me, refuses to work properly on my computer, crashes my computer, and generally is a thing created by someone made of dark matter (disclaimer: I am not biased against dark matter, or those who live and work there, or are made of it--this is not to be confused with dark-skinned people who are made of visible matter, like you and I-- however, I feel free to blame things on them willy-nilly, because, as far as I know, there is no dark-matter lobby, yet).
So, I guess I don't get to get the joke.
Hahaha! It seems like every time I see a comment from Dennis Mahagin it has to do with Kristen Wiig. That boy is in LOVE.
Anyway, thanks for posting this video. It gets funnier every time I see it. (But Justin Timberlake? Lori ... c'mon!)
Much love and Merry Christmas, Lori.
Never change.
:-)
xxx
I've been singing dickinnabox constantly for weeks now. (This is just so you know that although I slavishly worship you ... um, worship you slavishly ... am your ho, I heard about the video elsewhere so there.)
Um, so how do you wrap poon?
Did you know Kristen Wiig is a native of Brighton?
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