Ode to Vicodin
Oh, merciful, darling VicodinYour grace all packaged in white
I bow before your pulchritude
Because I’m higher than a kite
Before we met, I was incapacitated
Walked on all fours and squealed like a pig
But now I hobble happily along
While smiling really big
Oh, sweet, sweet drug of mine
Combined with valium, so glorious
You are here for me in my time of need
And now I feel victorious
Vicodin, Vicodin, Vicodin, I love you
I love you more than you know
And should an airplane crash into my house
It would be okay because I’d be too stoned to realize
And stuff
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The End
posted by Ms. Lori @ 7:33 PM
3 Comments:
"And should an airplane crash into my house
It would be okay..."
Except your face is itching or sliding off -not that you really care, because that's okay, too. Or maybe that's just me...
No, that's definitely all you, Justice. ;-)
My name is Robert Fraser and i would like to show you my personal experience with Vicodin.
I am 27 years old. Have been on Vicodin for 1 day now. Found a few pills. I'm currently not an addict though I have taken vicodin in the past and I am certainly playing with the devil because I do like the feeling it gives me. Biggest problem, besides the addiction, is Insomnia. Tossed and turned for two hours before I decided to research it.
I have experienced some of these side effects -
Constipation and insomnia.
I hope this information will be useful to others,
Robert Fraser
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