#5 in My Series of “Incredibly Bad Poetry by Celebrities or Fictional Characters”
The Saddest ClownBy Jared Leto
Look at me, you bastardly bitches
Look into my mesmerizing lady eyes
See how they hypnotize? Now look away!
I am the Wal-Mart of magicians
Marry [sic] me, marry [sic] me
I am finished with you
I apply my angst upon my face
With wicked turn of wrist, the greasepaint
My deepest agony and despair
And I cry
Marry [sic] me, marry [sic] me
I am finished with you
Scooby Doo is a magnificent cartoon
Because Shaggy smokes the weed -- I know it’s true
I scream out in pain, alone
I love myself, alone
Scooby dooby Doo, where are you?
You’ve got some fun [sic] to do now
And the wind cries Jared
Can you hear it, fuckers? Marry me
Come weep with Mr. Silly, come
Walk beside the saddest clown on earth
posted by Ms. Lori @ 2:12 PM
1 Comments:
omg, Jared Leto was the half-brother of a girl I used to go garage-saling with who was a hyper-conservative Christian. Our friendship ended when she IM'ed me and said, "I think your husband and your kids are wonderful. Too bad YOU are the way you are." I had pissed her off b/c I wouldn't give her a Precious Moments figurine which I nailed for $1 and wanted to send to my sister.
I am NOT making this up.
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