Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Two Assholes Discussing Stuff


George: C’mon, Jebbie! Go for it! Being president is real fun! Sure, it can be hard at times, a little gross, too, like when ya gotta suck it up and pretend your brain don’t hurt during those dang press conferences, and ya gotta imagine Mommy in her nightgown else y’all would laugh and shit, ’cause it’s real funny when those smart alecky reporters get all up in your face real serious-like and ’spect some kinda answers to their stupid, dumb questions, and y’all don’t want to laugh, Jebbie, I’m being real here, ’cause I swear to God, the press will SOOOO ream your ass if you laugh, so, like, just imagine Mommy in her big-ass nightgown, and it’ll be okay, even though you might get sick in your stomach. It‘ll all be worth it, though, kinda like eating wieners offa them sticks when we was kids. ‘Member that? Sure, them sticks was gross, and they prolly had bird poopy on ‘em and whatnot and things, but MAN, them wieners was tasty.

Jeb: I like pie!

11 Comments:

At 7:15 PM, Blogger Alexis said...

I like pie!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you just made my day.
xx

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger Granny said...

I just posted an article about the Bush family urging Jeb to run for president.

Can you hear me screaming?

 
At 2:28 AM, Blogger Alena said...

Ahahahaaaa. That was great.

 
At 4:21 AM, Blogger Alice said...

*sputter*

DAMNIT!

*wipes off screen*

Funny stuff.

:-)

Sooo, is Jeb WORSE than G. Bush?

...Come to think of it, can anybody actually possibly BE worse...?

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger leenie71689 said...

Hi CC! I'm glad to see you are back in one piece...almost. Anyways, you know me I don't know anything about politics or current affairs...but I do know this - All the Bushes are self-righteous, babbling idiots...they make Quale look intelligent. This was really funny! XXOOE

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger David Niall Wilson said...

Jeb is worse than George DOULBE EEEEWWWW because he's equally evil and not as Brick-stupid. He's also more openly corrupt...if I were him, I wouldn't follow the act of a brother with a world's record lowest approval rating...could be embarassing..

I DO like pie though....

D

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Alexis, glad it brought a smile to your lovely face.

Yes, Ann, I certainly can. ;-)

Thanks, Alena.

Alice, I do believe Jeb would be even worse than Dubya. Florida is a bigger mess than Bush's Texas, and that's saying A LOT.

Leenie, I don't have a problem with George Sr., nor have I ever. Though his politics obviously differ from my own, I respect the guy for many reasons I won't go into now. But, WOW, the man produced some doofy kids, didn't he? I blame Barbara.

David, the Bush boys are synonymous with the word "embarrassment," so Jeb would be right in his comfort zone. Pie rules!

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger David Niall Wilson said...

Well, it's not his comfort zone I was worried about...I just meant I doubt the American public is QUITE stupid enough to vote him in -- though after who they voted OUT on Idol last night I have to wonder...

It would probably be about the best thing that could happen for the democrats if another Bush got onto the ballot for the republicans..

D

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger RobinSlick said...

I'm thinking the time is ripe for a third party candidate.

I saw the news about Jeb Bush and almost started to cry. My daughter the college liberal assured me this could never happen. But she also assured me Bush would never be re-elected in 2004.

But your take on it made me smile at least, Ms. Lori.

Good thing neither of us were at the show last night. This could only happen to my son -- and only my son would call me up and tell me about it. What an innocent!

What happened was this. He didn't eat all day and the guys in the band are all vegans so there's usually a vegan meal prepared for them in the green room an hour or two before they go on stage. Eric didn't see anything he liked other than some brownies, which he ate with gusto.

Err...he was into his first song when he started to levitate.

"Oh my god, you didn't eat those brownies, did you?" asked one of the older bandmates, terror all over his face.

"Yeah I did. Why?"

"How many?"

"Six or seven. Why?"

Anxious looks all over the stage.

"You okay, Eric?"

"Yeah, man, I feel like Keith Moon at Woodstock. All the colors...."

Anyway, he apparently played an amazing show but remembers none of it.

Any other mother would be up there with a shotgun. I'm on the floor laughing.

Bad me.

Note to self and Eric: Never eat brownies at rock concerts unless your mother baked them.

Wait. Let me amend that remark.

Never eat brownies at rock concerts.

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

"It would probably be about the best thing that could happen for the democrats if another Bush got onto the ballot for the republicans."

Actually, you're right, David. Maybe I should start a grassroots campaign for ol' Jebbie? ;-)

Hahaha! Eer, I mean, POOR KID! Seriously, that must've been a little scary for the guy. Or maybe not. ;-) Robin, like I said in my last comment to you: Ah, Fate...I wound up with a lovely stomach virus early last evening, so if I'd been at the show, well, let's just say that my ass would not have been a grand accompaniment to Eric's drums.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger SJ said...

pye!

 

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