Thursday, May 05, 2005

Okay, One More For the Road

Yesterday my son spontaneously grabbed me around my head, pulled me tight to his little chest, then clenched his teeth (which happens only when he's so full of love he feels like biting something...Hmmm, can't imagine where he gets that from) and said this:

"I love you so much, Mommy. You're my favorite ass!"

Uh.

13 Comments:

At 12:22 AM, Anonymous Jeni said...

Okay, I'm trying to figure out word could be mistaken for ass. Surely the little cutie wasn't referring to his mommy as an ass. Na, can't believe that, must have been trying to say something else...

 
At 8:13 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

My son has recently been using "ass" to express his anger with me (or other family members, including the cat), as in "You stupid ass!"

I'm afraid he meant exactly that. Apparently, of all the asses surrounding him, I'm his favorite one.

It's my fault entirely. **sigh** Guess I'd better stop watching any news topics that feature Bush...I have a terrible habit of yelling at the screen.

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger bevjackson said...

hehe. Too cute. As he gets older, watch out! You wouldn't want him to understand the 'other' things you call Bush.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Mari Adkins said...

Oh lord ... He's too cute. The things that come out of kids' mouths sometimes boggles the brain, but you gotta write them down -- you know, so when they're my kids' ages, you can blackmail them!! HA HA HA!!

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Katie said...

Awww... He must have read the precious party post and decided he liked being a literary celebrity. Superstar!

Hey Lori, I just wanted you to know I changed my blog address. It's now: http://www.katiexkatie.blogspot.com

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger P.J.Backman said...

That needs to go on a bumper sticker, stat! That so beats any other parents' "My child is an honor roll student at..." nonsense.

Be proud, ma. You done good. :)

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger keef said...

I suspect, Ms. Lori, that you're a lot of people's favorite ass.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Rotting Dead said...

You are indeed a favorite of many bloggers!

I must admit that I was slightly disappointed that "Gimmie a Break" lyrics got posted instead of something for 'this sucks shit', but then again there was never a sitcom for that was there?....:-)

I am so glad that you liked "Shaun of the Dead" it really is a great movie!

CJ

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

I know, Bev...I wouldn't want "That Shit-Throwing Monkey" to become a part of his vocabulary.

Mari, I'm rubbing my hands together in anticipation!

Katie, done!

Peter, yeah! Gotta get one made up, for sure.

Keef, I am an ass, to be sure, but I may be too much of an ass to garner many admirers...It takes a special kind of ass lover to appreciate me. ;-)

Hi CJ! Perhaps I'll post some "This Sucks Shit" lyrics, just for you. It'll have to be when I'm in a particularly rancid mood...Believe me, you won't have to wait long.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Justice said...

Happy Mother's Day!

 
At 10:56 PM, Blogger Mamacita said...

Happy Mother's Day to one of my favorite asses.

We used to have a mommy-cat. Her name was Pussy. My son used to come to Hub or me sometimes crying that he'd looked everywhere but couldn't find any Pussy.

I'm not promising that we always kept a straight face.

 
At 3:50 AM, Blogger ducklet said...

Happy Mother's Day! Or Ass Day, whichever ;)

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Thanks, Justice! And Mamacita, OMG, I LOVE that!

Brando, thank you, baby. I was the happiest ass of all yesterday. I'm sure it was mainly due to the wonderful poems my kids wrote for me, the flowers and pancakes, but to be honest, it may also have something to do with the nine cans of Coors I polished off.

 

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