Proof That the Burger King May in Fact Be Jesus
Found this by accident yesterday (someone on Brian Keene’s board posted the link).
(Click to enlarge your lord and master.)
So, see there? When I stated in my “The Woman Who Loved Cat Dancing” post that I swore I saw Jesus, a being remarkably similar in appearance to the King, I wasn’t lying.
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU… er… WHO SERVES YOU.
In unrelated yet equally amusing (to me, at least) news, while watching Good Morning America today with my husband and my son, Mr. Butler, there was a report on breast implants, complete with the obligatory footage of doctors fondling large sacks of silicone. So my boy, who'd been busy playing with his Albert Einstein Theory of Relativity Colorforms set, became quite interested during the sack fondling, and said, "Oooh, Mommy! Are those special bags? I like those squishy things. Can I have them?"
And Lar says, "Son, I’m confident that in a few years you'll have all the squishy bags you could ever wish for."
HELP ME, BURGER KING! Amen.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 9:25 AM
7 Comments:
I thought that Burger King mascot was creepy the first time I saw it. It may have had something to do with the fact that the tagline was "Have Breakfast with The King" and that guy in the commercial looked damned uncomfortable with that guy in his bed.
Now I find out he is God?
Forgive me lord of burgers, for I have sinned. Yay I have verily fallen short of worthy to purchase and attempt to consume The Enormous Omelet Sandwich, all 730 calories of it, which debuted this past Monday at your temples across America.
Amen
*dies* Gods knows I needed that laugh, darlin'!
To the tune of Bow Down by Westside connection
"Bow down when you come to my town,
Bow down when you're Burger King bound,
Bow Down, 'cause I ain't a hater like you,
Bow down to a burger that's greater than you."
Alexis, my sister, that is so...beautiful.
The only thing that throws off the Burger King is Jesus theory is that Burger King has the motto, "where you can have it your way." And Jesus has the motto, "my way or to hell with you!"
:)
Ah, Ms. Ralph, the Dark Father entices with LIES!
The headline to this post will have me laughing all day long. Seriously. Thanks for that. (and the link. I'll do the same.)
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