The Cowardly Monster
Jennifer Wilbanks, a.k.a. The Georgia Bogeywoman
I am beside myself with disgust for this “woman.” I use quotes because, really, this loathsome creature of the female persuasion is not, in my eyes, a true woman; she is a hideous rectum, a simpering limp noodle, a selfish, self-centered, atypical example of womanhood. She is an embarrassment not only to herself, but to her family and friends, not to mention her poor fiancé who was basically ditched at the altar in front of the entire world. She is a quiet monster, one who hid her fangs and claws beneath a nurse's uniform, a living, breathing bogeywoman who produced fear in the collective soul of the concerned public, well-wishers like myself who worried and grieved over the possible loss of such a vibrant, seemingly lovely individual, who cursed the evils of this oftentimes troubling, unfair world. She monopolized the efforts of Duluth’s finest, whose time would’ve best been spent on finding real abductees, missing children, lost old folks…
The anguish she caused her loved ones is unimaginable.
Fuck you, Wilbanks. May you one day find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage to a bogeyman of your very own (after you’ve had your tubes tied, of course -- wouldn’t want innocent children brought into your sick world, now would we?) who finds great pleasure in slapping you up after he’s indulged in a case of Miller. I hope he calls you names like Lantern Jaw and Chicken-Boned Bitch. I hope he knocks you around your dirty little kitchenette, puts you through the wall of your stinking mobile home. You need to understand what true pain and suffering is all about, sister. Here’s to a dark future.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 9:14 AM
4 Comments:
I didn't know about this until I read your post, and googled her. Wow, a nut case who really got cold feet! Imagine going that far out of cowardice?!!
Oh, G-Man, Oh, honey...you hid in a root cellar for two hours...not much different than any other young bachelor with cold feet who might "disappear" into the dark depths of some honkey tonk for a bit in order to drink up some courage.
That Wilbanks broad is a shithead.
Selfish self-centered bitch, however why are we only blaming her ? Instead of reporting on issues that really matter to us such as illegal aliens, a war in Iraq, and high gas prices the media focuses on some woman that did something that Iam sure many women have done in this country. What further upsets me and that may not know is that she was in Las Vegas spending her daddies money she took when arrived there, she only called the Fam back in GA because SHE RAN OUT OF MONEY !!! I want charges brought against this woman, she lied to the federal bureau of Investigations !!! If this were a crack addict African-American living in the Hood, she would of been charged, it just goes to show you that nothing will happen to this rich little selfish southern belle because she is rich !
John, I think Wilbanks may be related to Bush, thus the conspiracy of flooding the American public with twaddle as opposed to the real issues at hand. She sure looks and acts like a Bush, what with her crazy eyes, lying ways, and unfortunate mental retardation.
Peter, I like your scenario much better than my own. Kudos!
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