Monday, March 10, 2008

Hillary's New Campaign Ad

(Fade in, red velvet background)

(Ravel's "Bolero" plays softly, increases volume as each photo is displayed)

















(Helen Mirren's voice) It's three a.m.












And your children are safe and asleep










The phone rings...









In the White House...





You know which phone I mean...












Something horrible is happening in the world...Something so awful, so unbelievably gruesome, so utterly catastrophic...














Who do you trust will be home to answer that phone?





(Abruptly end "Bolero," begin silent photo montage of cloudless blue skies, fields of daisies, kittens, babies sleeping, and an old person eating a bowl of clam chowder)


Hillary Clinton...









She doesn't have a penis.

4 Comments:

At 3:21 AM, Blogger Rabbitch said...

Are you ~sure~ she doesn't have one?

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Jordan E. Rosenfeld said...

That's good, Lori. Very clever!

:)

 
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At 2:04 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Well, she DOES have enormous balls...

Thanks, Jordan!

And thanks, Bill, for the heads-up.

 

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