Cooking With Christopher
You take da chicken, okay?
Den you put stuff up its ass
Right?
Maybe a little pepper on top of dat bitch
Perhaps a bit of salt
The thing is
You gotta have some pears
Nuzzling da poultry-meat
Sorta like a fruity hug
And what you have here, den
Is an elegant variation on da roasted bird
posted by Ms. Lori @ 10:18 AM
3 Comments:
I never cook anything, ever.
I understand the basic principle of cooking: the application of heat to food. Beyond that, I'm as ignorant about cooking as President Bush is about running a country.
I do eat, however, reasonably frequently, and can tell good eats from bad.
Shouldn't a roasted bird have, you know, at least a little color? Ah well, at least he still has his day job.
Gerry, as ever, you confound and delight me.
Kirby, yes, it damn well should. Apparently, however, The Walken has a gastrointestinal system made not of flesh, but steel.
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