Mine Eyes Have Seen the Gory
Oh-a. My-a. God-a.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 11:34 PM
Thursday, March 23, 2006
because i am
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15 Comments:
That has to be the weirdest portrayal of Britney ever. God bless artists.
Jesus, that's BRITNEY?!?
Are you kidding?
Anyway, whoever it is, I ask one simple question:
- WHY?
Lol...
You know what? See what kind of pro-life model citizen she is when she gets full-swing into trying to be her same old skinny self again. And shouldn't there be a Coke product handy? (lol) Weird...
Stephanie, that particular artist is a big doofus, isn't he? And I just love this from the gallery owner: "This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!
If anyone deserves a piece of art dedicated to her, it's Angelina Jolie -- now that chick is doing some wonderful things for children all around the world, *and* she's pregnant, *and* she's a pilot. I have a feeling she'd tell that artist to stick it where the sun don't shine, though. ;-)
Alice, did you read about how the piece depicts the "crowning of baby Shaun's head"? EWWWWW! Doofus.
David, yeah, what a kicker that is, eh? The symbol of Prolife Cheeto-eating, Coke-guzzling, ass-bearing, trailer trash everywhere. How apropos.
Heh...
Maybe Britney will get the mommyblogging gig.
(lol)
Lori...you didn't say whether you'd rather do a Five Question interview, or write "The Scariest Book I Ever Read" review?
Ooop -- sorry David! My brain is a bit fried from lack of sleep lately -- my boy's coming down with something and is keeping me up nights...Anyway, the Five Questions sounds like fun. Thanks!
I'm having a difficult time finding words for this here.
It's just so...
Nope. No words.
J
Okay...one more question...before five questions.
What is your most recent work / what would you like to promote through the interview. Obviously my huge flood (read that as trickle) of journal traffic will find their way here...but what else is timely? Whatcha doin' now?
D (who wonders if Britney can spew a nice font of water, because if SO she could be taken to FLorence and displayed in one of the public fountains...)
Hot damn. That's a hell of a bear rug!
Why are they always trying to promote this bimbo as some kind of 'role model?' I swear every time I see some 10 year old, navel pierced Britney wannabe, I wanna slap the parents.
This piece of work has done nothing but to set the image of true womanhood and what it's really all about back a century.
She's done nothing but sellout everything our mothers and grandmothers fought so hard for.
Pffftt...role model, my ass.
Okay, I saw naked ness, so I surfed for the story.
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/blog-detail.php?id=13467
Naked ness traps you everytime (=
Jordan, your silence speaks volumes. ;-)
David, well, uh...um...I, uh...My most recent efforts?...Um, I...wrote a poem about lion vulvas...And, uh...
Methinks I may not be the most interesting interview subject, after all. :-(
Jas, you have a similar one lying in your bedroom, yeah? Your poor wife...;-)
Jeni, completely agree. Double Pffffttt!
G-Man, no need to thank me, just don't hate me!
Diesel Loaded, you could’ve just clicked on the link I provided, you know! And despite the fact you’re my favorite firefighter, I must tell you that it was very irresponsible of you to lure me to a conservative website -- my eyes actually caught on fire when they were unexpectedly assaulted by that image of Ann Coulter. I am now blind.
Expect a bag of burning cat poop on your doorstep any day now.
P-shaw. You made Best of Borderlands....*I* never did that.
D
You could do the Scariest Book I Ever Read review if you don't wanna do the interview?
David, the Five Questions thing sounds like a blast -- I'm just worried it would confound your readers! Like, who the heck is this L. Lynn Young and why is she so dang weird? ;-)
I also could do the Scariest Book review, but...When's the deadline, if any, for that? I ask because I'm just beginning to work on a review for St. Martin's Press, and have a second one for Picador to work on (just received the book in the mail Saturday -- a thick one at that)...
You could e-mail me, if you like, at biskwik3 (at) gmail.com. Thanks!
so f-ing disturbing i can't begin to start.
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