All Right -- Who Cut the Card? Er, Cheese?
White House Chief of Staff, Andrew Card, resigns today despite Dubya’s bollock-spew last week when asked about near-future shake-ups in the administration::"I've got a staff of people that have, first of all, placed their country above their self-interests," he said at the time. "These are good, hard- working, decent people. And we've dealt with a lot. We've dealt with a lot. We've dealt with war. We've dealt with recession. We've dealt with scandal. We've dealt with Katrina.” We’ve dealt [many farts] with [great humor] and [laughed and laughed and laughed].
"I mean, they've had a lot [of crow] on their plate. And I appreciate their performance and their hard work [their wonderful ability to lie with straight faces] and they've got my confidence," he said. [While smirking.]
Bush said, "I'm satisfied with the people I've surrounded myself with. We've been a remarkably stable administration, and I think that's good for the country." [And then a bolt of lightning streaked through the clear, blue sky and hit Bush directly between the eyes.]
All right, enough childish political commentary. I’m sick, very, very sick, and I must now go lie down with the dogs. Well, my cat, actually…
Hope to be back here within the next couple of days. And I promise, no fart jokes.
posted by Ms. Lori @ 9:11 AM
8 Comments:
Argh... hope you feel better. Your new tribal name is:
She who lies with do..er..cats
My favorite ridiculous point that he made was the part about putting aside their self-interests. If they did that, it was only so there would be room directly in front of them for MORE self interests...
DNW
Feel better, Lori.
While you're sick and being at one with the animals, order "Chicken Soup for the Cat and Dog Lover's Soul" and read it. Seriously, I know the Chicken Soup books are cheesy and crap, but I cannot put this book down. It's literary crack!!! It may make you a bit sneefy, though. :)
Hope you feel better!
Oh, I don't know. Bush has done an excellent job of...
Of...
Well, there must be something.
[looking breathlessly through transcripts and newspapers]
Ouch, Lori, great funny post, but sick you should not be: go lie down with your cat, rest up and come back when you're feeling refreshed and ready to take the piss, moan and rant anew.
Toodle-pip.
Hey, I'll send you a Get Well Ecard. THAT'LL make you feel better.
...Oh shut up, it will too...
Oh, I don't know. Bush has done an excellent job of...
Of...
Well, there must be something.
Oooh, ooooh, can I play? My answer is: RUNNING UP THE NATIONAL DEBT.
I can't find where I found this statistic, but imagine the debt originally, a hefty sum that has added up over the past 200+ years. Halve that amount, and you'll have the amount Bush has added in the past 5 years alone. He's talented!
... still thinking.
Feel better, get some rest and we'll be here when you get back.
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