Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Cybill Shepherd Charged With Terror!

Los Angeles (Reuters)--
Actress Cybill Shepherd, best known for her leading roles in Moonlighting (opposite Bruce Willis), her self-titled 1995 sitcom Cybill , and her supporting role in the 1976 film classic Taxi Driver, was charged Tuesday morning for terrifying young children, often resulting in odd bedtime behavior, bed-wetting, and violent tantrums.

According to Jennifer Lutz of Bakersfield, Ms. Shepherd "has turned my Brian from a happy-go-lucky child into a fearful, sleep-deprived zombie." Ms. Lutz went on to say, "If there is any justice in this world, Cybill Shepherd will pay for all of the damage she has done."

Along with four hundred other outraged parents, Ms. Lutz has filed a fifteen million dollar suit against Ms. Shepherd on behalf of the traumatized children, claiming extreme pain and suffering.

During her arraignment, Ms. Shepherd, whose head was covered by a dark blue burka which had been duct-taped around her neck, presumably to prevent accidental slippage, pleaded not guilty.

Ms. Shepherd's personal makeup artist and hair designer, both charged with misdemeanor criminal mischief, were released on their own recognizance.
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At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the story behind that photo? Was she seriously supposed to look that way?

(Steve at http://thesportinglife.typepad.com, visiting via Blog Explosion)

At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, my dear god. There isn't enough vaseline you can smear on a camera lens to fix that. She's putting the "moon" back in Moonlighting. ;)

Thanks, you, my dear, are the beezkneez.


At 12:45 PM, Blogger Justice said...

LOL... that's just... wrong!

At 12:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My GOD, what was once a goddess of style and fashion is now a haggled old dog. What the hell was she thinking. I had freinds that I havne't seen in a year pull this picture out of wallets to show me this horrible mess. I hope that she relaizes her mistake and fixed the problem.

Joliet Jake Blues

At 11:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I reckon she should follow her old co-star Bruce Willis' example and shave it all off. Off of her head I mean. I don't even want to think what the downstairs looks like these days. Horror show.


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