Wonder How He'll Look Stretched Across My Boobs...I feel like punching someone -- anyone -- in the face today. No reason, really.
Well, yeah, there is reason, but I'll keep it all to my pointy-headed little self.
To lift my spirits, I just bought myself the cutest baby doll T-shirt:
I'm a lapsed Catholic, so this is especially luscious.
Hmmm. Still in a bad mood despite this recent find, so I shall refrain from writing one more word.