Monday, September 20, 2004

How Nice For Skeletor

For those who don't feel like reading a lengthy article about a cadaverous socialite and her dalliances with Old Scratch himself, allow me to paraphrase for you...

Walking stick insect-like creature gets book deal because she:
a) Resembles a walking stick insect
b) Has really shiny skin
c) Gives a most excellent head job
d) Holds the record in Guiness for exclaiming the word "hot" 447,900 times during a shopping spree on Melrose Avenue.

But if you like having your eyeballs spattered with hydrofluoric acid, then please, be my guest. Here's the skinny.

2 Comments:

At 3:54 PM, Blogger keef said...

I hear it's very postmodern. She cites Thomas Pynchon as her main influence. "A screaming came across my tits."

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

And Plath: "Daddy, Daddy, you totally hot bastard, I'm through."

 

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