Saturday, February 11, 2006

The Difference Between Lar and His Buddies Regarding Vasectomy


Lar's buddies.

Note to guys who may be considering vasectomy but whose buddies have frightened you with ridiculous stories involving foot long needles, gallons of humiliation, unimaginable pain, and horrendously bloated testicles that resemble gargantuan cantaloupes: It's all bullshit.


At 10:31 AM, Blogger keef said...

I dunno, Ms. Lori-- my old man got a vasectomy and he told me his bozack swelled up at least to softball size afterwards. However, this would have been twenty years ago-- maybe they have laser precision nut slicers now?

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Ellen said...

Real men get vasectomies! My husband did it--had a little discomfort for a day but got some good drugs.

After that he was as frisky as ever. Lucky me. :)

At 11:31 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Keef, yeah, same with my old man, and his took place over thirty years ago. A lot has changed since then. But even then, vasectomy was a much safer, less invasive procedure than tubal ligation is today.

Ellen: Right on, sister!

Lar has experienced only mild discomfort. I won't embarrass him more than I already probably have, but let's just say that a little snippy doodle didn't hamper his, uh...friskiness.

Oh, I'm in for some trouble in about a week or so. ;-)

At 12:51 PM, Blogger Granny said...

I already said it but I'm glad everything went through okay.

And no more worries. Good for him.

At 6:44 PM, Blogger G-Man said...

OK, let me tell all of you that the procedure is the most painful I have ever experienced. I'd rather be raped by a gang of Hell's Angels or spend the rest of my life in a Turkish prison than do it again. Anyone who tells you otherwise is likely paralyzed from the waist down.
Does anyone recall the torture scene with Dustin Hoffman in the movie, "Marathon Man"? Well that would be a treat compared to the horror of a vasectomy.
A footnote: mine was 10 years ago.

At 2:35 AM, Blogger Cassandra said...

I have said it before: you are hilarious. I stand by this statement.

At 11:45 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Aw, G-Man, I'm sorry you had a terrible experience...Things really have changed, though. In fact, this may be TMI, but Lar was back in the saddle by Sunday morning! ***wink wink***

So either the procedure has improved greatly over the last ten years, or Lar is Super Horndog Man. Eh. Could be a little of both, I suppose. ;-)

Thanks, Cassandra! (((Hugs)))


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