#8 in My Series of "Incredibly Bad Poetry by Celebrities or Fictional Characters"
I am Beautifulby Sapphire Young's Butthole
I am beautiful
No matter what they say
Which is a total rip-off
From that Christina Aguilera song
Be it right or wrong
It speaks to me, anyway
I am beautiful
In so many ways
I must sing my own praises
Despite the ire it raises
With a hi and a ho
And a ding dong, ding dong
Fa-la-la, oh, Fa-la-do
I am beautiful
My mama says it's true, especially
When Papa says mean stuff
Like "Disgusting Butthole, I've had enough!"
And "Why must the Butthole situate near my face?"
Mama just smiles and
Tenderly says Grace
Not really, but I couldn't think of something good to rhyme with "face"
I am beautiful
All freckled and pink
And I always appear mischievous
With my constant little wink
Okay, I'm tired of rhyming
Goodbye
posted by Ms. Lori @ 9:16 AM
4 Comments:
EXCELLENT prose!
But it is usually difficult finding an ending to poetry isn't it?
And commenting. I can never know when to end commenting... it's like that one thing where you just go on and on and on...
[Lori slaps Jas upside the head to shut him up]
Um, please tell you wrote that while hosed.
(clearly I'm just jealous)
KITTY BUTT!
just one of those things...
Jas, I knew you'd appreciate that which others would not.
You have excellent taste, darling dude.
No slaps for you. (((hug)))
Rabbitch, you know me all too well.
Picadrienne (may I just call you Pic?), you obviously get Ms. Lori.
You are among the very few.
(((hug))) for you, too!
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