I Was Borne From Original Sin
So it’s not entirely my fault that I sinned to the point of praying to the porcelain yawp god last night.My first experience with cosmopolitans, you see. There I was, minding my own business, enjoying my light beer, when suddenly, Lilith, disguised as a perfectly nice woman named Wendy, seduced me with a glittering pink concoction so tasty, I lost my freaking mind and drank ninety-five of them. Oh, to remember the dark glee in Lilith's eye as I slid into the abyss...
But Christmas duties must go on, and I shall now prepare forty tons of cookie dough despite the sleigh bells ringing in my head and Edmund the Hyperactive and Kind of Stupid Elf bouncing around in my gut.
I may pass away today, so I’d better express my holiday wishes while I'm still here…
May you all have a beautiful holiday weekend filled with laughter, good food, and lots and lots of love.
Hugs and junk,
Ms. Lori
posted by Ms. Lori @ 2:05 PM
4 Comments:
Cosmos are pure evil in a glass. Second only to Hurricanes (ever been to Bourbon Street?).
Hope you feel better today.
--myf
p.s. ever have a two day hangover? I have and lived to tell.
Jas, I'm totally in love with that...Manly, yes, but *I* like it too!
Hey, G-Man, may you and yours have a lucid Christmas, too! (Hint: Stay AWAY from the cosmopolitans!)
Myfanwy, I have indeed. Not sure if I lived or not -- it's quite possible that I'm dead and doomed to walk the earth for all eternity.
I feel better today, thanks. But now I've got to make use of the forty pounds of cookie dough waiting in the fridge. OMG. Trying to bake with my three-year-old boy "helping" is sort of hellish.
Oh Ms. Lori - I am so feeling your pain today - I got cosy with several large White Russians last night, and have spent the majority of my day dashing and prancing around my porcelain throne.
Who knew I had an allergy to dairy?
Jeez.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!
xxxx
We are kindred spirits, Alexis. ;-)
Feel better, girl -- and don't forget to toast me tomorrow night at eight o'clock on the dot!
I'll know if you don't.
***eerie music***
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