Monday, November 14, 2005

Some Disturbing News...

Thanks to my oldest daughter and her newly acquired mice, I am now educated in the ways of male rodent domination, and really, I couldn’t be more sick to my stomach.

Apparently, if a male mouse’s territory is threatened by another male mouse, he will not hesitate to chew the invader’s testicles off.

Ladies and gentlemen, Batman has literally made Robin his bitch.

I need to lie down now.

10 Comments:

At 11:50 AM, Blogger k1tchenwitch said...

eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger J. Stephen Reid said...

Batman chewed off Robin's testicles?

I'm suddenly worried that I'm reading the wrong blog...

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger G-Man said...

Holy fundamentalist batshit, Robin! My gawd girl, you sure shook up the world in your last post. I do admire you energy and conviction.
It has been my observation of irony that despite their claims of helping the less fortunate, fundametalist Christians (Pat, Jimmyx2, Oral, Robert of the Crystal Church, etc.) get most of their donations from those who can least afford it. As well, their lifestyles far exceed those of the many economically stressed souls who give without question to these well fed, well dressed, well automobiled, well housed ________ who are themselves "blessed" with the power of TV. Ahmen.

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Ms. Theresa, I posted that especially for you. ;-)

Aw, c'mon now, Joshie, who else would write about mousies getting their genitals gnawed off?

G-Man, I always found the name "Oral" to be the height of irony.

 
At 6:33 AM, Blogger ms ralph said...

oh dear...

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger keef said...

You know, I remember once in Kindergarten, all of us five-year-olds were trying to relax on our nap mats. We had just been sated with kool-aid and cookies, and I remember blissfully trying to fall asleep, when suddenly Brian Mays, the big kid that everyone in class hated, punched me in the arm. "Knock it off!" I said. He sneered, waited until I closed my eyes, and then punched me in the arm. "Knock it off!" I repeated. "I mean it!" I rolled over and closed my eyes. He punched me dead in the middle of the back, and the next thing I remember he was screaming, his pants were off, my face was covered with blood and my mouth was stuffed with the chewed and shredded remains of Brian Mays' nutsack. All this time I thought I was just a freak-- it turns out that my reaction was just another biological imperative. Whew! Thanks, science!

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Keef, I'm so pleased that you are unashamed to acknowledge the fact that all males are gross and disgusting. On behalf of all females, I thank you.

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Jas... said...

I think that if another male were to try to chew off my testicles, he'd have a hell of a fight on his hands!

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger Stephanie said...

And the testicles are huge! They would make a very filling meal.

 
At 8:46 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Yes, Stephanie, they certainly are! And they certainly would!

Ew. Bile. In mouth. Not good.

 

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