Saturday, October 29, 2005

Attention Parents: Avoid Party City Like the Plague









Mommy, Mommy! I wanna be an asshole for Halloween! Please, please, please may I be an asshole?

3 Comments:

At 2:56 PM, Blogger Katie said...

I know there is an unbelievably good Ms. Lori story behind the "I wanna be an asshole story." What is it?

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Katie, while perusing my local Party City flyer, I was struck by the hilarious assholeness of the costumes -- no story, unfortunately. I was, however, strangely attracted to "Between Jobs" guy and promptly purchased that mask in the hopes Lar would indulge my "homeless dude ravages my garbage can" fantasy.

Alas, he did not.

 
At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anne said...

Blackjack dealer? Jeezus.....

 

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