Attention Parents: Avoid Party City Like the Plague
Mommy, Mommy! I wanna be an asshole for Halloween! Please, please, please may I be an asshole?
posted by Ms. Lori @ 10:31 AM
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Mommy, Mommy! I wanna be an asshole for Halloween! Please, please, please may I be an asshole?
because i am
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3 Comments:
I know there is an unbelievably good Ms. Lori story behind the "I wanna be an asshole story." What is it?
Katie, while perusing my local Party City flyer, I was struck by the hilarious assholeness of the costumes -- no story, unfortunately. I was, however, strangely attracted to "Between Jobs" guy and promptly purchased that mask in the hopes Lar would indulge my "homeless dude ravages my garbage can" fantasy.
Alas, he did not.
Blackjack dealer? Jeezus.....
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