One Whipped Mother: What I Said When I Spilled a Bowl of Hot Soup on My Foot

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Arrrggghhhh! Goddamned cock-a-long Cassidy, dickwad-whoremongering-Napoleon fuckapart!

That is all.

At 10:42 PM, Michele said...: I heard that, and wondered where it came from. Mystery solved.
At 10:29 AM, Ms. Lori said...: P.J., I enjoy the ball usage as well. I'm especially proud of this one: "Ball-ass ballfucking fuckerbatballs!"

Gary, I, too, have been known to use the "C" word on occasion, though only in extreme circumstances. Also, I tend to add an "o," as in "cunt-o!"

Michele, Especially for you, I have invented the following string of curses to top all curses: Wayne Newcunt LasVegass bitchboy dicktasting titface cockwipe!

Alan, historical figures are key to a successful filth spewing session -- one must allow the creative flow to take over oneself when in pain or one will utter only the most mundane obscenities, which, as you know, does nothing to ease the pain of a stubbed toe or a nail through the head.
At 9:19 PM, Tom Carter said...: OK, now you guys have really embarrassed me and Cat both!