Saturday, February 12, 2005

What I Said When I Spilled a Bowl of Hot Soup on My Foot

Arrrggghhhh! Goddamned cock-a-long Cassidy, dickwad-whoremongering-Napoleon fuckapart!

That is all.

7 Comments:

At 10:28 AM, Blogger P.J.Backman said...

I just end up taking objects and pulling "Balls" on them.

"PORCELAIN BALLS! SILVERWARE BALLS! CROUTON BALS! MUTHERFUGGIN' CAMBELLS SOUP KID BALLS!"

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger G-Man said...

Personally I prefer, "Fuck-a-shit-piss-cunt!"

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger Michele said...

I heard that, and wondered where it came from. Mystery solved.

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger windreader said...

I am amazzed that you are able to be so articulate when in pain. I can usually only get out FUUUUUUU without ever getting to the final hard consonant 'CK'. unless it is minor pain, then I simply shout "Danny Wegman!"

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

P.J., I enjoy the ball usage as well. I'm especially proud of this one: "Ball-ass ballfucking fuckerbatballs!"

Gary, I, too, have been known to use the "C" word on occasion, though only in extreme circumstances. Also, I tend to add an "o," as in "cunt-o!"

Michele, Especially for you, I have invented the following string of curses to top all curses: Wayne Newcunt LasVegass bitchboy dicktasting titface cockwipe!

Alan, historical figures are key to a successful filth spewing session -- one must allow the creative flow to take over oneself when in pain or one will utter only the most mundane obscenities, which, as you know, does nothing to ease the pain of a stubbed toe or a nail through the head.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Tom Carter said...

OK, now you guys have really embarrassed me and Cat both!

 
At 7:51 AM, Blogger Alexis said...

The amount I drink (socially, my friends, socially) prevents my slow and lumbering mind from creating truly magnificent curse strings. So what I usually say is "Goddamn motherfucker sweet fucking jesus on a pogo stick, goddam whore" with a tiny bit of inflection at the end for levitity.You know, as you do.
xxx

 

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