And Larry Just Stared At Me...This just in regarding the Michael Jackson child molestation trial -- Stevie Wonder is on the list of "maybes" to testify for the defense...
Attorney: Mr. Wonder, to the best of your recollection, please describe what you witnessed during your stay at Neverland.
Stevie: Nothing, sir. Not a damn thing.
Ba DA dum.
My husband did not appreciate my joke. Just stared at me with his mouth full of mashed potatoes as if I were some kind of humorless animal. I was really embarrassed.
So as I hung my head in shame and left the room, I thought, Hey! Why not post it on my blog? Yeah!