And Larry Just Stared At Me...
This just in regarding the Michael Jackson child molestation trial -- Stevie Wonder is on the list of "maybes" to testify for the defense...Attorney: Mr. Wonder, to the best of your recollection, please describe what you witnessed during your stay at Neverland.
Stevie: Nothing, sir. Not a damn thing.
Ba DA dum.
My husband did not appreciate my joke. Just stared at me with his mouth full of mashed potatoes as if I were some kind of humorless animal. I was really embarrassed.
So as I hung my head in shame and left the room, I thought, Hey! Why not post it on my blog? Yeah!
posted by Ms. Lori @ 7:51 PM
5 Comments:
ha. hahaha. ok, the joke was a little weak but i appreciate your courage in posting it anyway.
my husband was on board with yours. what do they know anyway?
My husband is akin to an Easter Island monolith -- his facial features appear to be set in stone, and his head is really big, too. He might've been laughing at my joke and I just didn't catch it...
Or my joke really did suck, and Lar was dreaming up ways to slay me with his fork. He's a tough man, that Lar.
hey, I laughed. I thought it was chuckle-worthy.
*dies* Even funnier than the joke, doll, is the fact that I can imagine the LOOK on his face...*nods* Yes, Lar is the king of the stony look.
Personally, I think it's highly chucklable!
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