Me Love New Keboad Long TimeIn other news, I was bitten 7-8 times by some sort of extraterrestrial arachnid -- most likely the assholis fuckwituum dorkdickidus -- and the back of my leg now resembles a bubbling, rotting hamhock. Sexy! Oh, and apparently, the bite of an assholis fuckwituum dorkdickidus aggravates rheumatoid arthritis, causing fingers and toes to blow up to monstrous proportions, leaving victims not only in incredible pain, but in foul moods as well.
Advil does nothing to alleviate my misery. Alcohol exacerbates the swelling.
Perhaps punching Lar’s forehead will hasten the healing process? I’m thinking yes.
Will post something more substantial soon as my fingers deflate.