An Open Fan Letter to Gary Busey
Dear Mr. Busey,Your brilliant and achingly poignant portrayal of a homicidal gingerbread cookie in 2005‘s The Gingerdead Man is a work of pure genius, an unforgettable, spectacular moment in cinematic history, and were I a member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I would not hesitate to suggest to the board that they nominate you for Best Supporting Actor in a dramatic film.
I shall never bite the head off of a gingerbread man without thinking of you, or perhaps even vomiting for hours on end until I am lying prone on the bathroom floor suffering from dry heaves.
I wish you continued success in the coming year.
Admiringly yours,
Ms. Lori
posted by Ms. Lori @ 11:49 AM
5 Comments:
Keef, make sure you've a few beers under your belt first.
Wow, that looks amazing.
Katie, it's so amazingly BAD, it's amazingly GOOD!
I agree, Jas. Would love to have him for dinner. ***bad pun***
G-Man, Nick Nolte was DA MAN! I feel so icky using the past tense, but, well...Busey rocks on, tho!
OMG, Alan, you saw this?! Had no idea you were into schlock. Man, you should come partay with Ms. Lori one of these days.
Oh, HELL yeah, Alan! I'd LOVE it if you guys made the trip. Maybe when the weather turns warm -- that way, the kids won't be driving us nutty, and we can sit outside on the patio and get blitzed in peace. ;-)
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