Monday, January 02, 2006

An Open Fan Letter to Gary Busey

Dear Mr. Busey,

Your brilliant and achingly poignant portrayal of a homicidal gingerbread cookie in 2005‘s The Gingerdead Man is a work of pure genius, an unforgettable, spectacular moment in cinematic history, and were I a member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I would not hesitate to suggest to the board that they nominate you for Best Supporting Actor in a dramatic film.













I shall never bite the head off of a gingerbread man without thinking of you, or perhaps even vomiting for hours on end until I am lying prone on the bathroom floor suffering from dry heaves.

I wish you continued success in the coming year.

Admiringly yours,

Ms. Lori

10 Comments:

At 12:05 AM, Blogger keef said...

This is a movie that I simply must see.

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Keef, make sure you've a few beers under your belt first.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger Katie said...

Wow, that looks amazing.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Katie, it's so amazingly BAD, it's amazingly GOOD!

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger Jas... said...

Gary Busey is quite possibly the coolest maniac on the planet.

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger G-Man said...

Gary Busey is right up there with Nick Nolte as being one of the most smashed in actors of his era. These two, who have laughed more than once in the face of The Grim Reaper, have the uncanny ablilty to make one syllable grunts as clear and meaningful as could be accomplished by any seasoned Shakspearean actor.

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger windreader said...

and even more awards for special effects and cotume. how come this movie never received any nominations in those catagories? conspiracy. that's why.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

I agree, Jas. Would love to have him for dinner. ***bad pun***

G-Man, Nick Nolte was DA MAN! I feel so icky using the past tense, but, well...Busey rocks on, tho!

OMG, Alan, you saw this?! Had no idea you were into schlock. Man, you should come partay with Ms. Lori one of these days.

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger windreader said...

Ms. Lori: I would love to come to partay with you one of these days. we could try to figure out which concert at the Continental we slammed into each other at oh those many years ago. failing that, we can just listen to Toyah tunes and drink heavily.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Oh, HELL yeah, Alan! I'd LOVE it if you guys made the trip. Maybe when the weather turns warm -- that way, the kids won't be driving us nutty, and we can sit outside on the patio and get blitzed in peace. ;-)

 

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